Adventures at the Dog Park (and Bru the Jerk)

a little while back a bunch of us took a trip to the dog park. 8 people and 3 dogs (Bru, Mavis and Casey) met up for a nice little walk in the sunshine. Marlito and i love going to the dog park and it is an extra special excursion if you get to go with Bru. Bru is such a character at the dog park. all the other dogs are nice and quiet, polite to each other and just enjoy the social aspect of the environment. but not Bru. all he knows how to do is be a big jerk around other dogs. he runs around barking at everyone, chasing the other dogs, and generally harassing everyone there. his favourite thing is to run full speed across the park, charge right up into the face of another dog and bark as loud as he can. then, if he gets no reaction he simply moves on to the next victim. and he continues to do this until he is totally pooped out and has thoroughly annoyed everyone at the park.

that is until a new dog comes in. then the excitement starts all over again!

now i find this all to be very hilarious, but it is apparent that his owners sometimes find it annoying and embarrassing. i think it just adds to his quirkiness and unique dog personality. the only thing that i can never believe is that none of the other dogs bark at the park. there can be over 20 dogs and the only one barking is Bru. it boggles the mind (though it does make it easy to locate Bru if you can’t see him) and defies logic all at the same time.

i happened to snap a few pics while we were there.

here is Bru in action!

LABRADOODLE!

these are such funny looking creatures

Here comes Bru!

it just isn’t a party unless Bru is there.

Poor little beagle

Sniff, sniff

this dog just came over to us and laid right down for a belly rub. and Bru took advantage of the situation to check things out “downstairs”. such a gentleman.

No horses allowed!

this Great Dane was so funny. he was the biggest dog there by far and was also the biggest chicken. he was even skittish around Mavis and Casey.

my humps

ok, so i have to admit that the black eyed peas make some 'catchy' songs. their lyrics are juvenile and repetitive but they sure do know how to work the formula to produce club hits.
one such example is the song "my humps", which was written by a 12 year old boy named Will.i.am who was obsessed with boobies and booties.
for anyone who hasn't heard this song or didn't fully understand the clever lyrics, i have provided them here for you. now i must warn you that if you were to sing this song to someone, they might just explode. that is how hot this song is still. consider yourself warned. don't even hum the tune. just don't.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

i know what you are thinking, they deserve a f*ck'n award for such brilliant song writing!

oh snap!

they did win an award! they won "best pop vocal performance by a duo or group" for that piece of crap!!!
the song is so provocative and sexy that it has been featured as the punchline for a joke in the upcoming Will Ferrell movie Blades of Glory (which i am very much looking forward to).

ok, ok, so you are wondering where this is going, right? well another grammy winner (7 times and counting) recently did a cover of that song. now i think it was purely to show how ridiculous the song is that Canada's own Alanis Morissette covered "my humps".

for a comparison of the two versions of the song, please check THIS out.
oh, and please let me know which version you like better.