PEGA unite!

Marlito and I belong to a small group of people who fight for the rights of pets around the world who are forced to wear ridiculous clothes by their owners.

Today I would like to draw your attention to another group of animals that are also suffering. The international group PEGA (People for the Ethical Grooming of Animals) needs to raise public awareness about this form of animal abuse and the level of cruelty that is inflicted on these poor pets.

Just look at these photos that were obtained of a series of poodles. I mean poodles are ugly enough as is, and they normally are groomed to look like total idiots at the best of times, but this woman took things to a whole new level.

I am outraged that she won an award for this abomination (Obamanation you might say!). I appreciate the fantasy theme and the details on this Dragoodle are impecable, but this woman needs to be stopped.

Next came the Camoodle (it really does look like a little camel) and once again this woman* took home the prize. She is being rewarded for torturing her already deformed canine companion. This is an outrage that PEGA can no longer allow!

*Bonus points for matching costume. Just as long as she doesn't do the dance of the 7 veils.

Then came the bird theme. I mean seriously, what do you call these abominations? (Obamanation!) Peaoodle? Cockadoodle? It looks like the first dog as a series of deformed breasts growing out of it's backside.

Now to get a little "out of this world".

The photo isn't as clear, but you can make out 2 Unidentified Flying Objects on this UFOodle. I think this woman is mocking her dog by styling its hair the same as hers. WHY?! WHY?! Won't somebody think of the poodles!

PEGA does.

And this latest abomination (Obamanation!) is the worst by far. This is a mockery of my very childhood. I am seething with anger and outraged at the perverse levels to which this woman will sink. Judging by how much she has aged in these photos it is apparent she has been flonting animal rights laws for decades. PEGA demands justice!

The TMNToodle

Please join your local chapter of PEGA and do your part to prevent the suffering of poorly groomed pets everywhere.

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as I'm sure all of my social conscious friends and family already know, Proposition 8 was snuck into the law books down south while the whole country was distracted by the election. I'm not going to go into how terrible I think it is. what i will do is put up this video made by a large number of celebrities singing about how terrible it is. I think that if more political issues were presented as show tunes there would be more educated voters and turn out would go through the roof.

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