My girlfriend is a Science Journalist

I had no idea, but Marlito moonlights as a science journalist. Last week I was glancing at the Star Phoenix and there was this article by a young journalist named Janet French and I remember thinking, "She kinda looks like Marlito", but I didn't think anything of it at the time. Now yesterday there was another article and I looked at it closer and this time I was sure it was her. I mean, come on, how could she have kept this a secret from me for so long! And what is with her alias? Janet French!?
I suspect this all started when Marlito spent that summer in Montreal. She got in touch with her french side, got all scientific, and VOILA, Janet French was born.
I am really happy that she has been so successful in her writing, I just wish she didn't feel the need to hide it from me.
Please Marlito/Janet, come out of that journalistic closet and allow your friends to bask in your scientific glory.
Oh, and I like your second blog, especially the post about the giant hairball.