Keanu Reeves is a Cowboy Bebopper

I just found out that the movie that I have been waiting so long to hear more about has cast Keanu Reeves as the main character.

Let us all take a moment to allow that to sink in........

Other than being lanky, having dark hair, and proving that he can do spin kicks I just don't see how anyone could have allowed this to happen. WHY?! Why ruin a perfectly good idea before it can even be filmed?

Damn you Neo, damn you straight to Hell. Oh wait, I guess you already have proven that you don't mind hell that much (stupid, stupid Constantine. Why do I even watch movies with this guy in them?).